After many years of working in bars, I can attest to the truthiness of THIS list by Frank Kelly Rich.
Here’s a sample:
If you are the bar’s sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you’re off the hook. The same goes for him.
Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you’re hammered and they’re sober. It’s akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you’re wrong and either way you’re going to come off as a jackass.
Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.
Go see the other 83!
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June 30, 2007 at 10:12 am
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this is the one for me, huh Lanie!
June 30, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Actually, the Dramatic Chipmonk is for you…but this one kind of fits too!